A new survey released today has found that most wig wearers in America are seeking to disassociate themselves with the increasingly insulting comments being made by Donald Trump.
A spokesperson for American Wig Wearers (AWW) Bernie Wright said, “I’m sick and tired of being tarred with the same brush as this bigotted idiot. Someone at work even asked me to apologise for Trump saying France’s gun laws were responsible for the tragedy in Paris. After his latest outburst I’m worried that some of my Muslim friends won’t even talk to me anymore!
“Just because I wear a wig doesn’t mean I have the same views as him. In no way does he represent anywhere near the vast majority of wig wearers. I mean his toupee isn’t even legal, it’s made from bits of an endangered animal!”
Meanwhile a right-wing Republican group of baldies have set up a splinter group calling themselves Toupee Wearers Associated To Trump (TWATT). They have responded by issuing the following statement:
“TWATTs are pleased to hear what Presidential candidate Donald Trump has said about Muslims not being allowed to enter the country. I mean what the heck is going on! TWATTs across America will continue to lap up his kind of thinking.”